cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce
pikajewish:


GET OUT ME SWAMP
wigglytuffvevo:

When will it stop

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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